Everyone knows we feature the world’s hottest cars in Top Gear Australia magazine. I mean, in the current issue alone we’ve got the Ferrari Scuderia Spider 16M, the Gallardo Spyder and the stunning Alfa 8C, amongst others. But we’re throwing open the doors, or at least the pages, to anything you drive.
That’s right, you could find your 1982 Holden Camira sandwiched between a Veyron and a 911. All you need to do is send in a photo of your car at its absolute dirtiest, and you could win a makeover for your ride, $5,000 and a photo shoot in our fine magazine.
And just to get the ball rolling, here’s a pic of our Lexus Lifer, looking slightly forlorn and covered in all the crap a bustling CBD can throw at it. But it’s just a starting point, if you want to win this competition, you’ll need to do better than that.
The weekend approaches, so go get dirty and send us your happy snaps.

That’s awesome, muddy tracks, here I come!
Do we get to pick what mods the 5g is spent on, or do we get told what we get for the 5g?
Might not matter to some but I have spent alot of time getting my car exactly the way I want it & I don’t want some goose screwing that up on me.
I can provide a pic of the bare shell of my torrie covered in fish emulsion but I don’t know that that qualifies as a dirty car. I’d also kill anyone that tried to modify it.
I have a pic of my old Landrover covered in an inch of mud with NO paintwork showing at all but I don’t own the Landie anymore.
I can show you dirty cars but I don’t want to win any comp.
Knew a bloke once that covered his old Cortina in felt, planted grass seed and waited for the rain. came up lovely. But mowing the doors was awkward. does that count?
And I just know that if I got my GTV dirty, it would rust out within the week. So no go there.
if i send in a picture of my butt,will i be in the runing for the prize????????
Definatly don’t want to look at a camira but a few vintage mussel cars now your talking.
does chucking a bucket of mud on someone else’s car and then taking a photo count i mean your not going to verify it are you?
I think the comp would be more interesting if we did what speedy said – get a few buckets of mud in the boot ,go out and find a suitable vehicle “splat”quick pic and take a vid of the whole thing.
My car is covered in dirt, the roof is lining is f***ed and hanging down, and the engine nearly blew up because I imagine the radiator hose split (I haven’t had time to check… damn uni)… I’ll be sending in pics.
Beats the hell out of hanging off the back of a train with a can of spray paint like a dumb teen.
Wouldn’t the person with the dirty car end up with the prize though?
Just an idea, anyone got a Pious, sorry Prius. Make it as dirty as possible inside and out, then it will be a dirty ‘clean’ car.
Or perhaps, going around with buckets of mud and chucking them at Pious’s could become a new sport. The poor deluded souls that bought into the Greenwash surrounding them won’t be able to wash them either, because that would be a waste of water…..
Yes I love the Earth, a Pious is not any kind of answer. You can’t ‘buy’ your way out of trouble.
I used to work as a male underwear model for various agencys and the pay was excellent. I still have my portfolio if you are interested in having a look at my credentials?
my god,cupid,where ta hell have you been,how is your love life?
cupid,do you still have the kevin rudd hair cut?
Hey guys, how are we?
Ive been on a journey to find myself and discover all that is and makes me, so that i can put it to good use. I feel like a Zen Master who has found his inner flow (Chi).
Marriage and love is way over rated therefore i will no longer be wasting my time and energy giving my love to others instead i will be loving myself more than anyone else could ever possibly understand.
Ive missed you guys and you have been an inspiration to my soul inspired mission. Thank You
My hair is kinda messy styled and it is doing a great job with the ladies. The rudenator hair cut was a good look for winter and it was an amazing tool for attracting the chicks.
Mr Valentine, you are still a tool. You say you’ve been on a journey to find yourself? You remind me of young parents, who think they’re so above everyone else on the planet now coz you can clean sh!tty nappies and tell little people what to do. Well let me tell you buddy, you’re not better than anyone. You’re just catching up to the pack.
You’re not standing head and shoulders above the crowd, you’re just sniffing someone’s bum and feeling high.
Plus you have homework to do.
While you’ve been away we learnt about how gay recumbent bikes are, and how nasty and aggressive their riders can be. Especially in packs.
We learnt how not to tow a caravan.
And how fridge magnets are cool again.
Valentine, while you were catching up we were learning new stuff. You have more catching up to do now.
Then you’ll realise you’re still a tool, and get back on the slippery slide. . . . . .
My care factor for you mr cupid is so low i won’t even put your name in capitals how is your comment relevent to a car web site in any way post somthing about cars not how your feeling. i tell you somthing i don’t feel anything for anyone but i don’t tell the whole world about it.
ok here’s a car question for you what kinda car do you own and what do you want to own?
cupid,bro,again i need to give you a helping hand,may i suggest that you dont get too carried away with the self loving thing and never use your head as a tool for attracting chicks,use other parts for that.
Your a waste of space cupid valenwhino. Why don’t you & earthy bugger off to Philadephia where you both belong?
Hoi, stop draging me into Cupid’s crazy world.
Why Earthy? You won’t stop trying to drag everyone else into your crazy world.
Isn’t it everyones crazy world.
Nice and muddy outside, think I’ll go and find a Toyota Pious, cover it in mud and set up a worm farm on it.
Hey we can talk about guns here! “Score a shoot at TGA magazine” or was that “in” TGA Mag?
Line up all the uncool cars & take potshots? Sounds like fun. I’m there for that.
Score a shoot in TGA Mag, sounds like some kind of drug deal to me come to think of it. I’ve probably had my fill already this week with the back injury, so no thanks TGA.