Sean Connery just doesn’t make crap movies. Nor does Tom Hanks, really, or not since he left that dog of an actor, Hooch, that was letting him down. George Lucas, obviously, is another good example of foolproofishness.
Nice driving, gene-ius
at 1:54 pm on Monday November 2, 2009
It’s a dark day for competent motorists everywhere. According to a recent study, ineptitude behind the wheel may, in fact, be genetic.
The results of the study, posted on Live Science’s website, reveal that some of us may possess a bad driving gene, making us prone to automotive dodginess and car accidents.
Perhaps this is how Mother Nature weeds [...]
Speed skills?
at 4:28 pm on Friday October 30, 2009
Has the world gone mad? Have we slipped into some sort of parallel universe where down is up, Kyle Sandilands is skinny and Daryl Somers is funny?
How else do you explain news reports today in which people are campaigning to increase the speed limit on certain roads?
Are we world’s worst drivers?
at 5:11 pm on Monday October 26, 2009
Some people go to Paris for the art, the food (snails taste far less like snot than you’d imagine) and the architecture, but I say Pepe le poo poo to all that, because I go to watch the traffic.
The Arc de Triomphe is rightly famous as a gigantic representation of France’s fantastic record of victories [...]
HSV in battle of the brutes
at 11:46 am on Monday October 26, 2009
A runway with no planes, a man with a radio, four guys, four monster sedans… what did you think was going to happen?
Living legends
at 11:48 am on Thursday October 22, 2009
What, or who, makes a legend? Depending how dictionarily anal you are, you might suggest that no one can be a legend until they’re dead, but we can defy that definition with two words – Steve and Waugh.
To hell and Bathurst
at 5:28 pm on Wednesday October 7, 2009
War correspondents love to lord it over merely mundane journalists. They have their photos taken as often as possible while wearing flak jackets and camouflaged Stackhats. They drink hard liquor, straight, with ever-so-slightly shaky hands and, without any actual provocation at all they’ll let you force them into discussing danger and courage under filing.
Pah. I [...]
Statesmans for the States
at 4:04 pm on Tuesday October 6, 2009
By Kurt McGuiness
There’s a new sheriff on the mean streets of LA, and no, it’s not another bandana-clad idiot played by Steven Seagal.
Criminals in La La Land could be met with some Aussie engineering when they have their faces mashed against the bonnets of some 20,000 Statesmans being supplied to LAPD, if a massive bid [...]
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